Alarming

Two days ago I bought two new alarm clocks from The Department Store in Wauchope. One is a little square thing that ticks like Captain Hook's nemesis and brays like an electrocuted donkey, and the other is a traditional circular clock with bells for ears and a high pitched, shrieking ring. I also have my phone alarm, which is far less abusive. If I have trouble waking up next week with these things placed strategically around the room then I will really need to question the experiment.